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Pleasurists #28

May 15th, 2009

Image by Andy Julia Photography.

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Editor’s Note: Apologies this edition came out later than expected/desired! I was out of town in the beginning of the week with a dead laptop and didn’t have a chance to get to it until later than I liked. This round-up only has reviews submitted by May 10th at 11:59pm PDT in it, as if it was posted on Monday.

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Editor’s Pick

Semenex by Average Joe

So what did it actually taste like exactly? Rancid eggnog mixed with broccoli water, pineapples, and garnished with a little nutmeg and a final hint (just a hint) of celery. It smells great. It smells like gingerbread cookies coated in cinnamon, it’s even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actually mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many people could stomach.

Editor’s Note: I think I love well-written humorous negative reviews, and this is definitely one of those. I couldn’t help laughing out loud at a few points, and while it doesn’t make me want to buy the product for any male I know it makes me want to read more of Average Joe’s reviews. Don’t you agree?

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Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed. Editor’s Note: Apologies this edition came out later than expected/desired! I was out of town in the beginning of the week with a dead laptop and didn’t have a chance to get to it until later than I liked. This round-up only has reviews submitted by May 10th at 11:59pm PDT in it, as if it was posted on Monday. Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter. <ul> <li><a href="http://pleasurists.com/2009/04/27/give-me-fever-contest/">Give Me Fever Contest</a> Deadline: May 30th at 11:59pm Pacific Time.</li> <li><a href="http://champagneandbenzedrine.blogspot.com/2009/05/champagne-giveaway-women-seeking-women.html">Champagne Giveaway: Women Seeking Women #50</a> Deadline: May 31st</li> <li><a href="http://desireeduffie.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/do-you-have-an-erotic-adventure-to-share/">Do You Have an Erotic Adventure to Share?</a> Deadline: May 31st, 2009.</li> <li><a href="http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/" class="broken_link">Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree!</a> Deadline: Friday, June 5, 2009</li> </ul> Madame Editrix <a href="http://ofpleasure.com">Scarlet Lotus St.Syr</a> On to the reviews… Editor’s Pick <ul> <li><a href="http://averagejoegreatsex.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-really-love-my-wife.html">Semenex</a> by <a href="http://averagejoegreatsex.blogspot.com/">Average Joe</a></li> <blockquote>So what did it actually taste like exactly? Rancid eggnog mixed with broccoli water, pineapples, and garnished with a little nutmeg and a final hint (just a hint) of celery. It smells great. It smells like gingerbread cookies coated in cinnamon, it’s even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actually mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many people could stomach.</blockquote> Editor’s Note: I think I love well-written humorous negative reviews, and this is definitely one of those. I couldn’t help laughing out loud at a few points, and while it doesn’t make me want to buy the product for any male I know it makes me want to read more of Average Joe’s reviews. 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